Parody of WITCH DOCTOR
by DAVID SEVILLE
(Ross Bagdaserian, Jr)
(by Rick & Cindy Siebigteroth)
Anadala starts onstage with back to audience holding picture of
Anakin. Music starts she turns and begins to
sing(lip-synch).
I told the Jedi
that I was in love with you
I told the Jedi
that I was in love with you
And then the Jedi
they Just told me what to do
They said that
(Jedi enter scolding(waving fingers & making NO! gestures)to
Amadala and lip-synching to the music.
Ooo eee,ooo uh uh ding dang
Ama dalla, ding dang
Ooo eee ooo uh uh ding dang
Ama dalla dang dang...
Ooo eee,ooo uh uh ding dang
Ama dalla, ding dang
Ooo eee ooo uh uh ding dang
Ama dalla dang dang
They said to keep my love from you
Just like I was a miser
I didn’t think that it was very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy who’s so much wiser
To see if he could help me win your heart.
Yoda enters and Listens to Amadala
I saw Master Yoda
To ask him what to say
I asked Master Yoda to
Tell me what to do
He said if you were mine
The universe was doomed
Yoda scolds
He said that.
Ooo eee,ooo uh uh ding dang
Ama dalla, ding dang
Ooo eee ooo uh uh ding dang
Ama dalla dang dang...
Ooo eee,ooo uh uh ding dang
Ama dalla, ding dang
Ooo eee ooo uh uh ding dang
Ama dalla dang dang
Cast exits to music as music fades down Jedi 1 turns to yoda and
says
Jedi 1:
When Anakin finds out about this he’s going to be mad!
Yoda:
What is worst that can happen?
‘Heavy breathing" sound effect, they pause and look at each
other
Jedi 1:
I think it’s a good time to retire to Tatooine
Yoda:
I’m off to Dagobah.
End