By Cynthia Hardesty & Richard Siebigteroth

All the Ferengi in their ships
They do the gold dance, don't you know
If you talk too loud, oh whey oh
They grab their ears and they crouch real low

All the guys on the Enterprise
They say "You ain't seen nothin' yet!"
Old Romulans, oh whey oh
They fire their phasers at your ship.

Slimy types with their laser knives say.
Ay oh whey oh, ah oh whey oh
Walk like the Ferengi.

(short musical break)
T'kon Guardians take your ship,
They seize them as you cross through space
They've got the power, oh whey oh
To test if your worthy as a race.

All the Klingons so sick of peace
They like to kill and to raise some Hell
In a red alert, oh whey oh
Their walking like the Ferengi.

Little dips with their silly whips say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like the Ferengi.

(musical Break)
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
Shift your arm, then you pull it back
Looks dumb you know, oh whey oh
So put some clothes on your woman's back

If you wanna find all the crew
Their hangin' out in the holodeck
They can't get out, oh whey oh
Computer won't let them EXIT.

All the Admirals with their men
The evil guys called the Romulans
And the Vulcans know, oh whey oh
They walk alot like Ferengi

All the folks at the starbase stop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like the Ferengi.
Walk like the Ferengi!

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